The real problem with all existing tabletop RPG adaptations of the Teenae Mutant Ninja Turtles franchise is that in not one of them are your core numeric stats "Teenage", "Mutant", "Ninja" and "Turtle".
"But what about characters who aren't teenagers, mutants, ninjas and/or turtles" obviously other sorts of characters would have different but equally weirdly specific core stats, with the guiding principle that the resulting phrase must fit the same metrical rhythm as "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle". So, for example, Daredevil – who absolutely exists in the TMNT universe, and don't try to tell me otherwise – might be a Sightless Catholic Ninja Lawyer, with core stats of "Sightless", "Catholic", "Ninja" and "Lawyer".
(For those about to remark that this hypothetical game is clearly just ripping off S John Ross's Risus, a bit, yes, but mostly it's ripping off Space Pirate Amazon Ninja Catgirls.)
having cousins is a great way to add some supporting characters to your life without needing to explain their motivations. they're just cousins
accidentally called drake "jake" this morning. not bad. felt like i'd stumbled on a secret shortcut hidden behind hanging vines. i may travel that way again
Idea for when I'm rich (probably from writing such good pokemon reviews I bet)
you’ve got to meet derek, he’s an absolute mad lad. out of fear of being hurt he withdrew to the point of effectively forfeiting his life. it continues to pass the daft cunt by
"I do not doubt it," said Legolas. "But you are a dwarf, and dwarves are strange folk. I do not like this place, and I shall like it no more by the light of day. But you comfort me, Gimli, and I am glad to have you standing nigh with your stout legs and your hard axe."
"I dare say you could," snorted Gimli. "You are a Wood-elf, anyway, though Elves of any kind are strange folk. Yet you comfort me. Where you go, I will go."
taking a class on sex this semester which has resulted in many fun things like "sex activity" and "sex final" being added to my planner. being very mature and serious about this .
obsessed
I had a class called "What is Evil?" The professor called us his "evil students" and I got to say things like: "I have evil class later." and "I have readings in evil to do." and "Well my evil professor said..."
I miss having that class
[ID: tumblr reply on this post reading "my partner did a sociology degree and one of the modules was on organised crime. very funny to see stuff like "anyone doing organised crime this afternoon" in a uni groupchat"]
