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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
prokopetz
prokopetz

The real problem with all existing tabletop RPG adaptations of the Teenae Mutant Ninja Turtles franchise is that in not one of them are your core numeric stats "Teenage", "Mutant", "Ninja" and "Turtle".

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"But what about characters who aren't teenagers, mutants, ninjas and/or turtles" obviously other sorts of characters would have different but equally weirdly specific core stats, with the guiding principle that the resulting phrase must fit the same metrical rhythm as "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle". So, for example, Daredevil – who absolutely exists in the TMNT universe, and don't try to tell me otherwise – might be a Sightless Catholic Ninja Lawyer, with core stats of "Sightless", "Catholic", "Ninja" and "Lawyer".

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(For those about to remark that this hypothetical game is clearly just ripping off S John Ross's Risus, a bit, yes, but mostly it's ripping off Space Pirate Amazon Ninja Catgirls.)

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bogleech

Idea for when I'm rich (probably from writing such good pokemon reviews I bet)

  • buy abandoned failed theme park under a pseudonym, announce a new park coming with a catchy name
  • Make grand promises that it will be nothing like anyone has ever seen before
  • Start building it normal but demand increasingly obtuse and impractical features that aren't even necessarily usable by human beings, like teeny tiny doors or inaccessible walkways that keep going underwater.
  • Theme it like it all ties in with a classic beloved cartoon brand that didn't exist
  • Suddenly halt development halfway through with no explanation and no trace of who was actually doing this.
  • Secretly continue to own the land and just let urban explorers have fun, also let nature reclaim it. Surprise! It was just a weird public park and nature preserve but nobody will ever know this!
  • Wait to see what kind of rumors and theories start to emerge about the nonsensical construction and cryptic circumstances.
  • Keep these theories in mind as I repeat this entire process somewhere else under the same name with the same identical announcements as if the previous attempt never happened
i would buy turkmenistan
ben-phantomhive-trash
ben-phantomhive-trash

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"I do not doubt it," said Legolas. "But you are a dwarf, and dwarves are strange folk. I do not like this place, and I shall like it no more by the light of day. But you comfort me, Gimli, and I am glad to have you standing nigh with your stout legs and your hard axe."


"I dare say you could," snorted Gimli. "You are a Wood-elf, anyway, though Elves of any kind are strange folk. Yet you comfort me. Where you go, I will go."


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faggotri

taking a class on sex this semester which has resulted in many fun things like "sex activity" and "sex final" being added to my planner. being very mature and serious about this .

apofid-puffleburry

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obsessed

lost-wandering-historian

I had a class called "What is Evil?" The professor called us his "evil students" and I got to say things like: "I have evil class later." and "I have readings in evil to do." and "Well my evil professor said..."

I miss having that class

gerrykeay

[ID: tumblr reply on this post reading "my partner did a sociology degree and one of the modules was on organised crime. very funny to see stuff like "anyone doing organised crime this afternoon" in a uni groupchat"]