you’ve got to meet derek, he’s an absolute mad lad. out of fear of being hurt he withdrew to the point of effectively forfeiting his life. it continues to pass the daft cunt by
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"I do not doubt it," said Legolas. "But you are a dwarf, and dwarves are strange folk. I do not like this place, and I shall like it no more by the light of day. But you comfort me, Gimli, and I am glad to have you standing nigh with your stout legs and your hard axe."
"I dare say you could," snorted Gimli. "You are a Wood-elf, anyway, though Elves of any kind are strange folk. Yet you comfort me. Where you go, I will go."
Shout out to this tiny yet crucial error on an otherwise actually very informative post about myths about tax returns and the IRS
oh boy! something in my mailbox from the IRA? I wonder what it could be!
The real problem with all existing tabletop RPG adaptations of the Teenae Mutant Ninja Turtles franchise is that in not one of them are your core numeric stats "Teenage", "Mutant", "Ninja" and "Turtle".
"But what about characters who aren't teenagers, mutants, ninjas and/or turtles" obviously other sorts of characters would have different but equally weirdly specific core stats, with the guiding principle that the resulting phrase must fit the same metrical rhythm as "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle". So, for example, Daredevil – who absolutely exists in the TMNT universe, and don't try to tell me otherwise – might be a Sightless Catholic Ninja Lawyer, with core stats of "Sightless", "Catholic", "Ninja" and "Lawyer".
(For those about to remark that this hypothetical game is clearly just ripping off S John Ross's Risus, a bit, yes, but mostly it's ripping off Space Pirate Amazon Ninja Catgirls.)